While having Dinner with Mr. & Mrs. Claus,
Santa talked about wanting to Change his Image,
Said he was considering trading in the Sleigh and Reindeer for a Round Circular UFO looking Ship,
He said “Then I won’t have to Wear this Heavy Fire Engine Red Coat, I’d just put the Heater on,”
Plus he Said the Reindeer require lots of Restroom Breaks which he said “I have no choice, either we land or else.”
While Visiting Santa I noticed that the Elves were on a Pretty Tight Schedule,
I tried to Help Out but I was Too Slow an Elf said under his breath,
“The Blind Elves are Faster than you,”
I thought to myself “How Rude,”
So I decided to Hang Out in the Break Room,
And I’d never seen so much Coffee Drinking and Smokers in my Life,
I Could Barely See 2 feet in front me,
Somekind of Smoke & Coffee Convention,
Talk about Stress
So Today I spent the day with Santa Claus and He took me on a Ride Around the World as a Sort of Test Run for Actual Christmas Day,
He handed me Something called the “Bazooka Gift Launcher,”
It had a Red Laser Beam and a Target Scope on It,
I had become Pretty Good at Launching Gifts into Chimneys,
Although, I accidently Hit Rudolph with a Gift and Boy was he Angry with me,
He tried to Burn me with his Nose
I put up my Christmas Tree,
I had it Specially Painted Silver Bluish Color,
Gold Lightening Bolts around the Bottom Parts,
I also had them put an Engine into it So it would Rotate and Various Speeds so that I wouldn’t get Bored of Staring at the Same Side of it,
I also had some Squirrels dress up in Little Green suits sort of my own Little Squirrel Soap Opera going on Daily for my own Personal Entertainment in my Tree
So Today I Made a Snowman and Shot him into the Sun,
As he Flew Higher into the Sky He began to Melt and Created a Large Flood in the Sky that Rained Down,
As the Water Fell Downward it Created a Water Snowman Composed of Small Water Drops Joined Together,
As he Hit the Ground it Formed an Outline of 3 Large Water Balloons that Had Splashed onto the Ground
So This Afternoon,
A Thin Circling Thread of Energy Buzzed around me like a Train in Movement,
First Flowing Slowly and then Rapidly,
As I looked Closer at the Thread it was Composed of Memories,
Sort of a Film Strip of My Life’s Events all Flowing Around in a Continual Stream of Flashing Energy,
Today the Cohesion and Detail were more Vivid than other days and I Noticed I could Speed it up or Slow it Down
So this Morning I saw Myself Walk Past Myself in the Past,
And then I saw Myself in the Future,
My Other Self Would Quickly Turned a Corner Leaving my Field of Vision,
I couldn’t seem to Captured the Different Selves into the Same Framework of Time,
It was as though my Life was All Happening at the Same Time but I was Unable to Be present in it All at the Same Time,
But Could Only Experiences Pieces of it at a Time
So I Stepped on a White Mountain Top,
Which began to Melt and Sink downward,
Before it completely Sank into the Ground, I
Stepped onto Another Mountain Top,
Where I was Hit by a Breeze So Cold,
It sent a Message to me saying “Your Alive, Feel Awake, Soak it all In,”
I Stepped Back and Inhaled the Blue Sky and Exhaled Cold Crisp Ice Particles that appeared to be a Circling Spirit Winking at me
So this Afternoon,
I Flowed Down Stream,
I took a Mental Picture of my Starting Point
And Said to Myself “the View on the Other Side will be just as Beautiful and Immaculate,”
As I Pushed Off I Purposefully Started out Slowly just to Soak in the Whole Experience,
I took a Deep Breath
And Said “I will Rise from these Ashes, Love the Ride and Search for Peace,”
I Picked up Speed with Every Second Leaving the Past Behind
Today I needed to get Enough speed so that When I began to Run and Leap into the Portal I’d make it all the way Through,
I Didn’t Realize that there Needs to be Enough of a Momentum to Carry me Through to the Other Side,
Once I only made it Half Way Through and had to Crawl my way through to the Other Side,
but for a Short Period of Time I was half in this World & Half in the Other World,
What an Odd Experience that was
